So, I was looking at a book that I found on the floor of my house this weekend. This book was a infants book. Each of its ten pages had a picture of something with its name below it. For instance, one page had a picture of a duck with “duck” written below it. Are we all following? Here’s what I thought was kinda strange. The first inside page had a picture of a dog and the second page had a picture of a house. Saying them together you get dog house obviously. The fourth and fifth pages had a bird and a ship respectively. Is there some sort of hijinks here? Bird Ship. Im tired.