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During this holiday season if you find yourself about to blow a gasket on someone, instead of unleashing a diatribe of curse words and obscene finger gestures, consider calling them a butthole. I am bringing butthole back baby! Honestly, it’ll make you feel better. When you call someone a butthole, I think it does two things. First, it conveys that you think the person is a jerk or what they did was jerky. However, its tone communicates that you do not wish them to die. Secondly, calling someone a butthole may actually assist in calming the jerk down. Lets be honest, if you get called a butthole, at least some level of your subconscience will return to your childhood playground days. Instead of punching the person in the noggin, you’ll either cry, stomp off, or laugh. This is all part of my five year plan to clean up America’s collective mouth. This year its “butthole”, next year its “stupid head” or “doo-doo head”.