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Colodonk, the worlds premier manufacturer of commercial bathroom products, will introduce the new “Smart Can” seat at this November’s annual Plumbers First convention in Bristol Tennessee. The new “Smart Can” has been tauted as a product that will revolutionize the toilet seat industry, similar to the way the toothbrush changed dental care in the early 1900’s. Although details are still emerging, two features have been released. First, Colodonk has teamed with the folks at the Seally Mattress Company in efforts to make a seat so comfortable that a person could fall asleep during a sitting. The second feature, which is sure to please those who utilize public restrooms frequently, is a small liquid crystal display which can be found directly in the bend of the horseshoe shaped seat. The display, not unlike the odometer on a automobile, will tally the number of patrons that sit down on the toilet seat. The LCD, as seen in the image above, will provide both total and daily numbers of visitors (daily totals reset every 24 hours). Reese Conger, president of Colodonk, sees this as a major improvement to the current products available today. During a meeting with shareholders Reese explained the benefits of the new LCD feature - “Imagine its 4:30 and you can’t decide if you want to go at work or wait till you make it home. Its as easy as checking the display and deciding if its in your best interest to be the 139th patron thats visited this particular seat today. Its a scary world with scary germs and we want out customers to have all the information before they make that non refundable deposit.” There was no comment on whether or not the “Smart Can” would have rollback protection.