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Following the success of their popular poppymint line of restroom snacks, SweatPea Candies announced today that they will soon be offering an entry level product. The product, which will be marketed under the name “Headnuts”, is an inexpensive, maintenance free, restroom snack targeting the small business owner. Teddy Davis, president of SweatPea Candies, seemed extremely excited about the new product line during a recent interview with Janitorial magazine. “We realized that in this tight economy, our budget minded customers were forced to choose between stocking their bathrooms with our delicious restroom snacks and paper for the fax machine. Frankly, that made me sick. If the American small business owner can’t afford to offer their bathroom patrons pre-unwrapped candies, then what’s next, no toilet paper as well? We at SweetPea Candies knew we could do something? Thats why we are proud to introduce the Headnuts product line.”

The Headnuts line requires no display, unlike its chips and salsa predecessor, and maintenance is a snap. As seen in the picture above, the Headnuts simply slide on and off of the flush handle.