norwalk.jpgWell, I went to the doctor yesterday and he told me I had the Norwalk virus. First and foremost I am glad the doctors diagnosis didn’t require a thorough examination - if you know what I mean. Secondly, I was glad it was just a virus and not anything more serious. Heres the bad news though. You can’t get the Norwalk virus from your coffee table. Its passed through feces from an infected person. Super. Bottomline, I eat lunch out everyday and apparently one of meals in the last few weeks came with a side of crap. Heres the other bad news. I told people I had the Norwalk virus. Why would I tell anyone? Good thing I’m so damn handsome.