dutch.jpgI have seen the future my friends, I have seen the future. You can forget your griddle cakes delivered with lemonade smiles. You can say goodbye to your Dutch Mantells and the Dirty White Boys. And there ain’t no more Thrifty Nickel. Its all damn robots and Walmarts. I was at the grocery store this weekend and decided to use the future - the self scan. Tell me this my friend, what the hell is the guy at the self scan good for? Something tells me his job isn’t to walk around, look like a jackass, and hassle the baggers. But that apparently is what he does. Where was the self scan guy when my Capn Crunch wouldn’t ring up? He was playin grab ass with the grand marshall of the buggy parade. I woulda been there all day if I wanted to pay with a check, or wanted to buy some chaw. The future can keep their false promises and R2dipsh1t$ and I’ll keep biting my tongue every time joe “rookie debit card user” has a brain freeze while entering his PIN.