hc.jpgI love football, I do. My fall weekends begin with seeing high school football on Friday night, going to Vol football games on Saturday, and watching my Raiders on Sunday. I am a fan. However, its safe to say I would rather mow my yard than play EA Sports new Head Coach football game. I can’t see that this would be fun in the slightest. Here are five things that I think would be more fun than playing this game:

1) Play EA Sports Arena Football - this game sucks to the tenth power. Whoever thought about making a game where the linebacker gets penalized if he leaves a slittle square is an idiot (An idiot who suckered me outta 20 bucks).

2) Watch my neighbors dog walk around his yard with one of those lampshade collars on. I think they actually look more like those amplifiers on old record players. I once knew a dude who..sorry, I digress…

3) Stick coins in my nostrils.

4) Use 39 one cent stamps on my cable bill.

5) Hear about my buddy Captain Dudes recent haircut.

Here are five games I would like to see EA release in the near future:

1) Golf Caddy 2007

2) Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show Simulator

3) Cornhole Cage Match - Not the office space reference - check out www.playcornhole.org (maybe suitable for work, maybe not - live a little, take a chance, you know you want to………weirdo)

4) Wiffle Ball Streets - I actually want this game. I pretty much rule at Wiffle Ball. I think its safe to say that I am as good at Wiffle Ball as my friend Teddy is at eating.

5) NCAA Womens Lacross