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Well, proofs in the pudding. As you can see I am now atop the misspelled Matthew Mconahey search rankings once again. I am numero uno with Google
, Yahoo, and Excite
. As there is nothing left for me to do in this competitive realm, I’ve decided to retire. Just like Barry Sanders, Jim Brown, and my uncle Lester, I am going to leave while I’m on top. Besides, I gotta be honest, the last picture of Matthew Mconahey was driving some weird traffic to my site.

I’ve sunk to a new low. I too want to be the top Google entry for the misspelled Matthew Mconahey search. I am ashamed and embarrassed - similar to how Matthew Mconahey felt after posing for this picture. I don’t think David Wooderson or Ed Pekurny woulda posed for this. Right Said Fred, maybe, but not David Wooderson. Anyway, I’m not proud of this, nor am I proud of what started it. And I am definitely not proud of this (Teddy from Just-Teddy.com with no shirt on). And I most certainly won’t be happy about this (excert from CaptainDudes Blog ):

P.S. Should this disgusting turn of events cause me to remove my shirt I will call upon the photographic talents of the VelvetMantis. This should ensure which way he votes.

Sorry, I just threw up. Oh well, it is on. (I just threw up one more time as a result of using that phrase). As Mconahey said in some movie about something, “No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!”. Teddy and the Dude, you guys are the weeds. It is important to note that just by participating in this crap, I am reminded of another Mconahey quote. “I thought this was a great story about a winner who starts losing” - Its safe to say that whoever wins this may also lose….

(10:59:17) VelvetMantis: good game last night, eh
(10:59:27) Teddy: wow
(10:59:34) Teddy: i almost stroked out from yelling
(11:00:47) Teddy: did you watch it
(11:01:26) VelvetMantis: yep..vince was awesome
(11:01:54) Teddy: did you see matthew mconahey, i know that isn’t correct
(11:01:58) Teddy: he was happy on the sideline
(11:02:54) Teddy: will ferrel was in the stands
(11:02:57) Teddy: so was fonzie
(11:03:00) VelvetMantis: lol
(11:03:03) Teddy: and the man from desperate housewives
(11:07:04) VelvetMantis: to be honest, i was just hoping to talk about the game. I didn’t realize I was chatting with my wife.
(11:07:20) Teddy: ass
(11:07:22) Teddy: Ninjutsu Classes are held every Mon., 7-8pm, at the Rose Center in Morristown. $50 a month, new students are accepted, if they’re willing to bow to their sensei. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx.
(11:07:36) Teddy: i have to go see this
(11:07:41) Teddy: ninja classes
(11:07:55) Teddy: come with me
(11:08:00) Teddy: video me challenging one of the instructors
(11:08:04) VelvetMantis: i am going to wear the outfit, day 1
(11:08:11) Teddy: outfit?
(11:08:15) VelvetMantis: and bring ninja stars
(11:08:22) Teddy: tabi boots, hood and mask
(11:08:29) VelvetMantis: and smoke bombs
(11:08:32) Teddy: with black gi
(11:08:36) VelvetMantis: true dat
(11:08:50) VelvetMantis: ask em to call me storm shadow
(11:09:00) Teddy: yes
(11:09:05) Teddy: let’s have nicknames
(11:09:15) VelvetMantis: you can be ice mist
(11:09:29) VelvetMantis: or hand of death