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		<title>All Sales Final</title>
		<description>Well, its time. This will be the last entry on the bUGLYbLOG. Thanks for the memories. If you need to reach me, shoot an email over to velvet 'at' bugly.com. </description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/207</link>
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		<title>Free movie here!</title>
		<description>If you have 23 seconds to burn, this is the movie for you. Pure genius!!

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		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/205</link>
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		<title>Belated Congrats to my Oakland Raiders</title>
		<description>Congrats to the Oakland Raiders for beating the Browns. I'm not going to lay too much praise for the win since most liken beating the Browns to winning an arm wrestling match against your nephew who's in 2nd grade. However, with the win we are now 1-2, and quite possibly ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/202</link>
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		<title>Bust You in the Chops (September Edition) - What has happened to the Iceman (Chuck Liddell)?</title>
		<description>Chuck Liddell is not done...I am a fan of Chuck Liddell. I love to watch him fight. I like the knockouts. Up until the Rampage Jackson fight, it was almost a given that if he was fighting, he was going to deliver a knockout (regardless of the opponent). Then Rampage ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/198</link>
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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Mass Media Update - Sorry for the slight delay&#8230;.</title>
		<description>bUGLYbLOG's recommended places to punch someone if they cut you in line at the local BestBuy

1) In the breadbasket. In the event you get arrested, be sure to use the term "breadbasket" in your written statement. 
2) In the neck. If I could go back in time, like way back, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/195</link>
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		<title>I am not dead&#8230;</title>
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		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/190</link>
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		<title>Three Table Tennis Terms</title>
		<description>Inverted rubber – Rubber that contacts the ball with its smooth surface, and is glued to the rest of the bat with its pimpled surface. With a larger contact area, this type of rubber generally produces more spin than pimpled rubber, although some rubbers are designed to have the opposite ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/189</link>
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		<title>Ohio State loses once again to Florida in the (insert any sporting event here)</title>
		<description>I have a feeling that the collective Buckeye nation will not make an appearance on any of the sports talk shows across the nation for the next few days. Unfortunately, coming in second is worse in the eyes of the average sports fan than not even making it (get ready ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/186</link>
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		<title>Techn0l0gy Sux  - &#8220;Eat More Sugar Babies&#8221; Edition</title>
		<description>I went to the movies this past weekend and saw "Zodiac". I wanted to see "Wild Hogs", but it was sold out almost an hour before show time. Something that was surprising to me was that "Wild Hogs" appeared to attract a significant portion of Knoxville's motorcycle dudes. I never ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/171</link>
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		<title>Home Project - Table/BookShelf</title>
		<description>I finished it....finally.. Anyway, here it is. It's a table/bookshelf and is composed of three separate pieces. The table top rests on top of two bookshelves. I used some crappy pine (and I mean crappy - finding a piece that wasn't warped or chewed up was more difficult than building ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/178</link>
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		<title>Dim Thoughts&#8230;</title>
		<description>Whenever I go to one of those sit down restaurants where you have to get your own soda (i.e. where they just give you an empty cup), I always struggle with choosing a lid. That is because whenever you select a lid, in most cases you have to touch 3 ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/175</link>
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		<title>Misc Debris</title>
		<description>I went to the grocery store this evening to get milk and some cat litter. When it comes to cat litter, I make my decision based on one factor only, price. Which ever one is the cheapest is the one I come home with. I never even look at the ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/174</link>
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		<title>Gender Basics and a Radio Shack Bathroom</title>
		<description>After lunch today I had to go over to the local bookstore and pick up a book for my job (Gorilla Suit: My Adventures in Body Building by Bob Paris). I walked in, made my selection, and proceeded to the checkout counter. Just as I was walking out, an old ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/172</link>
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		<title>Thursdays Bust You in the Chops - UFC 68 Predictions</title>
		<description>Well, its the Friday before UFC 68, The Uprising. I am pumped up! I haven't been this pumped since earlier today when I jetted from work after lunch. Actually, around 6 o'clock this evening I was also equally pumped when I discovered a can of mini ravioli in my pantry. ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/170</link>
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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Mass Media Update - The Sandwich Fairy</title>
		<description>bUGLYbLOG's free advice for the professional man..

	My last job was downtown. One night after work one of my coworkers, lets call him Mark (completely made up of course), decided to hit the bar down the street before heading home for the night. After probably a few more drinks than he ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/169</link>
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		<title>Fridays Techn0l0gy Sux &#8220;The 128 = Horsecrap Edition&#8221;</title>
		<description>Deals with devils. That is what you, the listener, are engaging in when you buy from the big music boys - Sony BMG, Universal, Warner, EMI, and quite possibly in the near future, Apple.
What? How can you say that? Apple represents all that is good and pure and hip and ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/167</link>
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		<title>Thursday&#8217;s Bust You in the Chops #4 - &#8220;The Tommy Gun Edition&#8221;</title>
		<description>Every man has a right to make a living (of the legal persuasion of course). This is true whether you're good at flipping burgers, changing tires, or mopping floors. I read this week that the Tommy Gun, Tommy Morrison, is going to box again. Boxing is apparently his profession of ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/166</link>
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		<title>Tuesday Mass Media Update - Numbers</title>
		<description>Top three bUGLY recommended books for the week:

	Killing Pablo by Mark Bowden. This is a great book about the extraordinary, if not violent, life of Pablo Escobar. The cash flow this guy was pulling in the 70's from his cocaine empire was ridiculous (at his apex he was listed as ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/165</link>
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		<title>Thursday - Bust You in the Chops - Belated Edition</title>
		<description>Three questions the bUGLYbLOG would like answered:

	What if a guy got an artificial elbow due to a surgery, would he be allowed to compete since it could legally be used as a weapon?

My guess is this is a no. You really don't want some guy like David Loiseau unloading on ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/162</link>
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		<title>Techn0l0gy Sux - &#8220;You won&#8217;t see this in car and driver&#8221;</title>
		<description>My sister recently got a new car and I thought it would be pretty cool to compare some of the vehicles we have owned in the past. I wanted to spark a sibling rivalry of sorts. Anyway, for this battle, we are going to compare her current car, a 2004 ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/161</link>
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		<title>Awesome Zombie Movie Idea</title>
		<description>I pretty much rule. Lets just get that out in the open first. Anyway, here is my idea:

A zombie movie set in Mexico. The cause of the zombie outbreak is pollution from American companies that moved to Mexico to avoid U.S. environmental protection laws. This is pure gold - I ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/160</link>
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		<title>(ALL) Hands All Over</title>
		<description>The NBA All Hands Teams were introduced this week. First, I want to congratulate Josh Smith for making the third team. I beg of you Atlanta, please do not trade this guy. The first team consisted of Nash - G (7.74), Kidd -G (7.65), Ben Wallace - C (6.20), Duncan ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/159</link>
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		<title>Tuesday Mass Media Update - Volume 4 (I think)</title>
		<description>Top three bUGLY questions about science fiction movies.

1) Did Chewbacca shed? I don't remember seeing a bunch of wookee hair all over the Millennium Falcon. I would guess that Han wouldn't have taken kindly to wookee hair in the cockpit. Definitely coulda affected the Falcon's resale value.

2) What's the deal ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/157</link>
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		<title>Frank the Stank Shamrock, The Cabbage Man, and a Horse with Issues</title>
		<description>I have the Showtime package. I have had it for about 8 months. Until last night I probably had logged about 6 hours total on any of the Showtime channels. Bottomline, I am of the opinion that it is a crappy version of HBO so I don't watch it. Anyway, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/156</link>
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		<title>Techn0l0gy Sux - The iPhone is Crapple</title>
		<description>I like pretty much everything Apple makes. I own an iBook, and MacBook, a Mini, and two iPods. With that said, I'm am pretty much bummed over the whole iPhone thingy. Why couldn't they release a version sans the phone. If they'd do it, I'm in. I'll buy it today, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/154</link>
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		<title>Thursday - Bust You in the Chops - The Sean Salmon Edition</title>
		<description>In addition to the "Tuesday Mass Media Updates", bUGLY is proud to announce the "Thursday - Bust You in the Chops" segment. Without further procrastination, let's get started.

First off, I found another good MMA podcast. It's called Fight Opinion and you can subscribe to it via iTunes. This panel isn't ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/153</link>
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		<title>Tuesday Mass Media Update</title>
		<description>
 Three bULGY football factoids

1) Number of Univeristy of Tennessee running backs starting in the NFL? 3 - Cedric Houston (Jets), Jamal Lewis (Ravens), Travis Henry (Titans)

2) Number of SEC running backs starting in the NFL? 10 - Ronnie Brown (Miami - Auburn) Rudi Johnson (Cincinnati - Auburn), Joseph Addai ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/151</link>
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		<title>Rhodes was robbed!</title>
		<description>Congrats to the Colts for putting a thumping on the Bears. This game could have been even more lopsided than the Bears victory over the Pats in the 80's. Also, congrats to Dungy and Manning for getting the monkey off their back. You can scratch "Can't win the big one" ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/150</link>
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		<title>Tuesday Mass Media Update - On Monday</title>
		<description>Three UFC Fights I would like to see:

Hermes Franca vs Sean Sherk - Well, this one is going to happen. I saw the replay of the Franca Fisher fight that went off (tip to TJ De Santis) last Thursday and sure, Hermes was a little reckless, but his strikes look ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/148</link>
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		<title>Tuesday Mass Media Update #2</title>
		<description>bUGLY top three recommended podcasts
   
This Week in Tech - I'm not breaking any new ground here. This is one of the more popular podcasts on iTunes and I listen to it every single week. The lineup of Leo, Dvorak, Norton, and Rose  is my favorite, but ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/146</link>
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		<title>Ukulele Project</title>
		<description>Well, I built a Cigar Box Ukulele over the weekend (Base pic). I have no idea how to tune it, so it sounds pretty crappy. I like it anyway. I built some Cigar Box Guitars last year (1st, 2nd), but I think the Uke is a bit cooler since it ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/145</link>
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		<title>Congrats Ohio State, Thanks for Sucking Big Time</title>
		<description>Overrated does not do you justice. You play in a horse crap conference, you play a horse crap schedule, and you have a horse crap coach (the vest makes Hal Mumme look conservative). Not really much more to say here.
I would also like to thank ESPN for their horse crap ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/141</link>
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		<title>Madden Football (The Early Nineties)</title>
		<description>I have a suggestion/request for the fine folks over at EA sports. I would like you to re-release Madden 1993 for the Xbox (and the PS, PS2, PS3, and the Wii). I have no idea what goes into game design, but I don't think I am asking for much. Just ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/139</link>
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		<title>Support Tennessee Products - Colonel Littleton Knives</title>
		<description>This Christmas I got a knife made by the Colonel Littleton company in Lynnville Tennessee (Population 327 - between Chattanooga and Nashville off of I-24 I think). The knife I received was a No. 2 Foxfire knife. Per the description listed on the Colonel Littleton website, the knife is three ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/135</link>
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		<title>Xmas and New Year Recap&#8230;</title>
		<description>The Raiders have secured the number one pick (Thank you Detroit) and the Bronco's missed the playoffs - Merry Xmas  and Happy New Year to me. Now, the only thing that could make this any better would be a guarantee that Brady Quinn will be a great NFL quarterback.

How ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/134</link>
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		<title>Butthole</title>
		<description>During this holiday season if you find yourself about to blow a gasket on someone, instead of unleashing a diatribe of curse words and obscene finger gestures, consider calling them a butthole. I am bringing butthole back baby! Honestly, it'll make you feel better. When you call someone a butthole, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/132</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m droppin&#8217; flava, my behavior is hereditary&#8230;</title>
		<description>I think I am basically the same person I was in 9th grade. Is that weird? If it is then I will accept being a weirdo. The photo to the left was taken at my 9th grade formal many many years ago. I have to admit that this is one ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/130</link>
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		<title>Windows Genuine Disadvantage</title>
		<description>How long will it be before a virus surfaces that attempts to invalidate installations of the Microsoft XP or Vista operating systems? Imagine the headache if an enterprise with thousands of Windows devices deployed got nailed with such a virus. This would result essentially in a quasi denial of service ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/128</link>
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		<title>Steve Kuberski - Not Photogenic (New Category)</title>
		<description>The back of this 1970 Topps basketball card tells you that Steve Kuberski was a 6'8" pivotman from Moline, Illonois who impressed his Celtic teamates and coaches with his hustle, determination, toughness, and excellent shooting. The front of the card has you speculating on the number of bodies Steve has ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/126</link>
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		<title>In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you</title>
		<description>This evening I got to play some ping pong with the Russian President Vladamir Putin. I have to say that having Vladmir over for some pong was pretty damn cool. I had heard he was pretty good, but wasn't sure if it was true or just the Soviet propaganda machine ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/122</link>
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		<title>Whatever Dude&#8230;</title>
		<description>Apparently Charlie Weiss isn't happy about being jumped in the BCS after his team won. Here are his comments:
"One of the teams [Tennessee] that jumped us had the same game that we had. They're down, they're playing at home and they win by a field goal," Weis said Tuesday. "Another ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/119</link>
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		<title>Tag Body Spray</title>
		<description>Every time a Tag body spray commercial comes on while I'm watching tv I feel like a major jackass. It just makes me rethink whether or not I should be watching what I am watching because apparently the people over at Tag think that because I am watching what I'm ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/116</link>
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		<title>If it&#8217;s all right with you, I&#8217;ll rip this here one apart</title>
		<description>Dres, D-R-E-S, yes I get suckers start,
If it's all right with you, I'll rip this here one apart,
Back, Middle, to the front, don't front,
Wanna a good time, gonna give you what you want

Anyone remember Black Sheep? I have to admit, I used to wear out their first album. DRES and ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/114</link>
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		<title>Four sixes, $25 bucks, and  a spankin new cozy&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Bird Ship</title>
		<description>So, I was looking at a book that I found on the floor of my house this weekend. This book was a infants book. Each of its ten pages had a picture of something with its name below it. For instance, one page had a picture of a duck with ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/112</link>
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		<title>Tuesday bUGLYbLOG Mass Media Update - Killers</title>
		<description>So, I have been pretty busy as of late and haven't had much time to write (this is probably the most over used phrase within the blog community). However, I hope to at least add something every Tuesday. I am going to call it (see above) the Mass Media Update. ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/111</link>
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		<title>Overheard&#8230;</title>
		<description>I was at a high school football game this past Friday and heard some guy in the press box utter these words:

"If anyone has some Redman chewing tobacco, come on up to the press box. Ground Hog is willing to pay good money for it."

Yes, I live in Tennessee. </description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/109</link>
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		<title>The Heimlich Maneuver and Competitive Eating</title>
		<description>I've always wondered if the competitive eating contents organizers have dudes who can do the Heimlich Maneuver hanging out on the sidelines. If someones going to choke, its going to happen at one of these events. If they do, I wonder if they draw straws to see who has to ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/107</link>
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		<title>Dr. Pepper Jackpot</title>
		<description>Well, I did it. I consumed 23 Dr. Peppers in less than a month. To the victor, go the spoils. The Dr. sent me this nice collection of goodies in acknowledgment of my achievement. Right after this picture was taken, I put the shirt on. No joke, right after. Honestly, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/105</link>
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		<title>Addiction</title>
		<description>Yes, I have an addiciton. As you can see in the picture to the left, I collect figures. I know what you are thinking and the answer is no, I don't live in my moms basement. However a counterpoint to that is that I do look a little pasty right ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/103</link>
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		<title>Like Father, Like Son</title>
		<description>I've had a little trouble finding the time to update the bUGLYbLOG lately. Here is the reason why. I'm wearing the Chocolate Chip Vans I got last year, and the little one is sporting some blue and white checkboard Vans that he got this year </description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/101</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m number one&#8230;.but what does it really matter?</title>
		<description>Well, proofs in the pudding. As you can see I am now atop the misspelled Matthew Mconahey search rankings once again. I am numero uno with Google
, Yahoo, and Excite
. As there is nothing left for me to do in this competitive realm, I've decided to retire. Just like Barry ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/99</link>
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		<title>Hooked on Phonics with Matthew Mconahey</title>
		<description>I've sunk to a new low. I too want to be the top Google entry for the misspelled Matthew Mconahey search. I am ashamed and embarrassed - similar to how Matthew Mconahey felt after posing for this picture. I don't think David Wooderson or Ed Pekurny woulda posed for this. ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/94</link>
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		<title>Gritfoot</title>
		<description>Gritfoot (grit ‘ foot') - 1. A member of the yeti family which is predominantly found in the Southern United States. Also see gritfeet. </description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/91</link>
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		<title>If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.</title>
		<description>Clint came over this past Wednesday to play a little pong and I gotta tell ya, he's quite a character. Before each serve he would say crap like "Do you feel lucky punk?" or "Go ahead, make my day". Hell, one time he said something like "Cassius from bondage will ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/84</link>
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		<title>What the crap?</title>
		<description>I love football, I do. My fall weekends begin with seeing high school football on Friday night, going to Vol football games on Saturday, and watching my Raiders on Sunday. I am a fan. However, its safe to say I would rather mow my yard than play EA Sports new ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/82</link>
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		<title>The Real Basketball Diaries - The 2006 NBA Draft Edition and 2 bags of corn.</title>
		<description>It is fair to say that I was pretty much the opposite of "right on" with my 2005 NBA Draft predictions. However, I ain't going to let it keep me down. I mean, lets be honest, most of my visitors could give a crap about basketball (does most imply that ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/80</link>
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		<title>Prediction</title>
		<description>Ok, most of my basketball predictions have been wrong, but this is a sure bet. Isiah Thomas will be canned before the 2007 Basketball season. The Knicks are starting to look like the Yankees - without all the championships and good players of course. Forget "Days of our lives" or ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/78</link>
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		<title>Velveto</title>
		<description>Last Wednesday I was talking to Ronaldo during our weekly ping-pong match in my basement and I was like "Dude, whats the deal? You're playing like crap and to be honest, you've kinda turned into a fatass. And whats the deal with that performance you apparently mailed in against Croatia. ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/77</link>
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		<title>Hey, let me tell you where it is&#8230;</title>
		<description>
Quite frequently when I am surfing the Internet, I'll run across a website that has a google search bar right in the html (for instance - www.just-teddy.com). Everytime I see one, I always try and stay clear. Now, nothing against just-teddy's blog as he is a trust worthy dude to ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/75</link>
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		<title>the Velvet Mantis Utopia&#8230;</title>
		<description>Five things that would make this world better....

1). Restaurants to add Cream Soda to their list of beverages.

2). NBA officials to call each and every walk.

3). All mesh lining to be removed from the inside of swimming trunks.

4). Teddy from Just-Teddy to be required to wear a shirt at all ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/73</link>
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		<title>Planets Align</title>
		<description>How Dallas blew this series I'll never know. They made alot of mistakes and it is my opinion that if they had prevented just one of them, they would be the ones celebrating. The 13 point lead with six minutes to go collapse in game three, the Stackhouse suspension, the ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/72</link>
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		<title>The Real Basketball Diaries May 2006</title>
		<description>I'm not a Knicks fan and the last time they really mattered, John Starks was dunking a game winner over Jordan and Grant in the 1993 playoffs. However, what are the Knicks thinking right now? The rumor is they are considering buying out Larry Brown's 40 million dollar contract after ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/69</link>
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		<title>Artist Needed? Anyone Interested?</title>
		<description>*****REPOST*****I would love to get this story published as a childrens book. If anyone would assist with the artwork I would like to get a few printed via lulu.com or something. I just think it would be neat. If you are interested, please shoot me an email at velvet at ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/68</link>
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		<title>Jones Soda</title>
		<description>I love marketing. Specifically, I am a big fan of how goods are packaged - the design. Anyway, I am of the opinion that the guys who developed the packaging for Jones Soda beverages are geniuses. Soda's come and go, with the exception of the major players like Coke, Pepsi, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/67</link>
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		<title>A Monday Top Ten</title>
		<description>Here are ten songs I listened to today that pretty much rule...

10) The Hardest Way to Make and Easy Living - The Streets
9) Magic Johnson - Red Hot Chili Peppers
8) Castles Made of Sand - Jimi
7) Gratitude - Beastie Boys
6) Saint Simon - The Shins
5) Five String Serenade - Mazzy ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/66</link>
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		<title>Soda Squaters</title>
		<description>Me and Teddy from Just-Teddy.com went to lunch the other day with a buddy of ours. I have known Ted for about three years now and nothing he does or says really surprises me anymore (I don't mean anything bad by that, he's just an open book). Honestly, if we ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/65</link>
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		<title>Awesome Pickup Line for a Sports Memorabilia Convention&#8230;</title>
		<description>Hey, I've got a Magic Johnson. </description>
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		<title>Random Chats with Jackasses</title>
		<description>(10:59:17) VelvetMantis: good game last night, eh
(10:59:27) Teddy: wow
(10:59:34) Teddy: i almost stroked out from yelling
(11:00:47) Teddy: did you watch it
(11:01:26) VelvetMantis: yep..vince was awesome
(11:01:54) Teddy: did you see matthew mconahey, i know that isn't correct
(11:01:58) Teddy: he was happy on the sideline
(11:02:54) Teddy: will ferrel was in the stands
(11:02:57) ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/62</link>
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		<title>Leave it to Larry&#8230;</title>
		<description>In the past I would buy an Oreilly book whenever I needed a technical reference. However, lately I have been impressed with the books from Peachpit Press . Currently I am trying to build something with PHP and MySQL and have been pleased with the Visual QuickPro guide authored by ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/60</link>
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		<title>Early prediction</title>
		<description>I predict Steve Mcnair will be  the quarterback for the Raiders next year. Just a hunch. I know nothing about the salary cap on either side, but I am almost certain Collins will be gone.  I also don't believe the Raiders want to turn the team over to ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/59</link>
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		<title>Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak&#8230;</title>
		<description>Here's another one of my favorites, Eddie (a Minmate creation) from Iron Maiden's Powerslave album. I gotta say this though, this little guy doesn't really do Eddie justice. I would have chosen the Eddie from Killers or Maiden Japan to do a figure. If you don't like the toy, you ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/56</link>
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		<title>Qeester Geezer</title>
		<description>I am a fan of block figures. Don't ask me why, but I just like having a few around my desk when I work. I ussually bring one with me to the poker table as well. This fella is a Qee and was designed by a guy in Iowa I ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/55</link>
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		<title>Bonuscard Boycott!</title>
		<description>Well, I went to Bi-Lo this afternoon to get some milk. While I was there I saw they had some cereal I like on special, two for the price of one for Bonuscard members. Well, being a Bonuscard owner, I snatched the cereal, got my milk, and headed to the ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/54</link>
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		<title>Happy New Year</title>
		<description>Well, its day 10 of my 11 day hiatus from work. Here is a recap of my accomplishments over the break:
1). I have taken a nap nearly every day.
2). I removed my dog from some sticky paper our pest control guy put into the basement to catch spiders.
3). I made ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/53</link>
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		<title>Near, Far, Wherever You Are&#8230;</title>
		<description>I finally got around to reading Mark Russinovichs blog entry on Sony's rootkit. First and foremost, its a great read and my hat is off to Mark. I highly recommend reading it if you are at all interested in computer security. If you can't read or don't want to, check ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/52</link>
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		<title>Seems like a good reason, to worry worry worry&#8230;</title>
		<description>So I finally built one of them there cigar box guitars. I'm not much of a handyman and I am not sure what most of the tools are even called that I used, but here is my creation. First and foremost, I want to thank Ivan for the destructions over ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/51</link>
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		<title>Ignoramus or Just Plain Dumb</title>
		<description>I ate at the Cracker Barrel for lunch today. It is my opinion that no matter the location, the food at the Barrel will taste the same, and for me its always good. I am a breakfast kinda person. I always get something with eggs, bacon, and of course, some ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/50</link>
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		<title>A chaw chewin&#8217; trubador&#8230;..</title>
		<description>I have seen the future my friends, I have seen the future. You can forget your griddle cakes delivered with lemonade smiles. You can say goodbye to your Dutch Mantells and the Dirty White Boys. And there ain't no more Thrifty Nickel. Its all damn robots and Walmarts. I was ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/49</link>
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		<title>With the 17th pick, the Raiders lose to the Eagles..</title>
		<description>We are 0-3 and this Raider fan has had enough. Here is my postcard to Al Davis, owner of the Raiders.

 

At least I'm not a 49ers fan... </description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/46</link>
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		<title>Giant Jerk</title>
		<description>It's 12:31 and I just ate one of ConAgra Foods fine beef snacks - the dependable Slim Jim. While enjoying the delicious chopped and formed beef snack, I read the ingredients. My Slim Jim had some Sodium Nitrate in it. Doing a simple google search I found the following about ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/44</link>
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		<title>Louisiana Purchase: Caveat Emptor</title>
		<description>In leiu of last months hurricane Katrina disaster, President Bush contacted French President Jacques Chirac earlier today requesting a refund for the 1803 purchase of Louisiana. Chirac, known as a stern negotiator, advised that without a receipt France could only offer gift certificates of unspecified amounts for Michelin tires.

In related ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/43</link>
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		<title>Good&#8230;No, no good&#8230;</title>
		<description>So I went to the Knoxville sports hall of fame banquet tonight where Lou Holtz was the guest speaker. I gotta say, Lou motivated me. Two things from his speech really hit home. One, he said if you didn't make it home tonight, would anyone miss you and why? Basically, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/42</link>
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		<title>Melvin&#8217;s Meth Teeth</title>
		<description> Have you ever been embarrassed at a party because of your healthy looking smile? Are you tired of taking crap from your jackbone friends for not using drugs? Do you feel like an out of place southerner? If you answered yes to any of these questions, Marvin’s Meth Teeth ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/41</link>
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		<title>This food is crap&#8230;</title>
		<description>Well, I went to the doctor yesterday and he told me I had the Norwalk virus. First and foremost I am glad the doctors diagnosis didn't require a thorough examination - if you know what I mean. Secondly, I was glad it was just a virus and not anything more ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/40</link>
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		<title>2 Wins, 145 Loses</title>
		<description>I am the velvet mantis, and I am no good at Halo Live. To date, I have 145 loses and 2 wins. That's a 1.3% winning percentage. Basically, I have a slightly better chance at winning a Halo match than I do of living to be 116 (1 in 2 ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/39</link>
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		<title>The New Testament</title>
		<description>I wonder if people who knew Timothy pretty well would ever refer to 1 Timothy as 1 Tim or 1 Timmy. </description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/37</link>
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		<title>Nursery Rhyme Update 2</title>
		<description>Shoe woman loses custody of kids to state. </description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/36</link>
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		<title>Nursery Rhyme Update 1</title>
		<description>The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker move to San Fransisco.

 </description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/35</link>
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		<title>They call me El Jefe, El Primo de los Matadors..</title>
		<description>"All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty dumpty together again".  I gotta think if I wanted to save an egg man, I probably wouldn't have sent the horses to do the job.  As you can see from the image on the left, the ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/34</link>
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		<title>Wonder woman and her cowboy killers..</title>
		<description>I don’t like the furniture store on Kingston Pike which uses folks in costumes as a gimmick to attract customers. Nothing really stirs me up, but each time I cruise by the O’Charley’s and see Charlie Brown or the Lion from the Wizard of Oz holding a sign advertising discount ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/33</link>
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		<title>Fade into Bolivion&#8230;.</title>
		<description>First it was Roy Jones Jr.. Just as he graced the cover of EA Sports Fight Night 2004, Tarver made him grace the canvas for the first time in his career (2nd round K.O.). Then just 3 months later Glen Johnson helped him repeat the feat (9th round K.O.).  ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/32</link>
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		<title>The Rug Doctor, er, Rug Person (repost)</title>
		<description>Rug Doctor flat out rules! I recently sent Rug Doctor an email commenting on excellent performance of their Rug Doctor product. I have to admit, my letter was in jest and heavily influenced by the "Letters from a Nut" creator Ted L. Nancy (http://www.tednancy.com/). If you haven't heard of Ted ...</description>
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		<title>Melts in your mouth, or something like that&#8230;(repost)</title>
		<description>After years of frustration, it appears the American Dental Association (ADA) has finally made some headway in the fight against cavities. A once unthinkable arrangement has formed between the ADA and Nestle foods. Per the agreement, this Halloween Nestle will not only stock supermarkets with Kit Kats, Smarties, and Milky ...</description>
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		<title>King Kong of Ping Pong (repost)</title>
		<description>It is a little known fact, but before King Kong went down in history as the monster who caused havoc atop the Empire State Building, he was regarded as a pretty damn good ping pong player. Using a modified pen holder grip and breathtaking footwork, Kong was known for his ...</description>
		<link>http://www.bugly.com/archives/27</link>
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		<title>Good food that&#8217;s good for you (repost)</title>
		<description>Following the success of their popular poppymint line of restroom snacks, SweatPea Candies announced today that they will soon be offering an entry level product. The product, which will be marketed under the name “Headnuts”, is an inexpensive, maintenance free, restroom snack targeting the small business owner. Teddy Davis, president ...</description>
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		<title>Chewbacca action figure suspected of steroid use (repost)</title>
		<description>To the left you will see pictures of Chewbacca taken roughly 7 months apart. On the far left you will see the before photo of what most of his friends call the good ole normal Chewbacca paling around with buddy Luke (Luke edited out of picture at action figures request). ...</description>
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		<title>Snap into some seahorse jerky (repost)</title>
		<description>In documents released this morning from the United States bankruptcy court in Myrtle Beach, the super-hero known as Aquaman has filed for Chapter 13 bankruptcy protection. Aquaman cited a number of financial and personal setbacks that led to the filing. Aquaman was suspended from the justice league in 1989 after ...</description>
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		<title>That crappers got some mileage on it (repost)</title>
		<description>Colodonk, the worlds premier manufacturer of commercial bathroom products, will introduce the new "Smart Can" seat at this November's annual Plumbers First convention in Bristol Tennessee. The new "Smart Can" has been tauted as a product that will revolutionize the toilet seat industry, similar to the way the toothbrush changed ...</description>
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		<title>Ping Pong Credited to 7th Century Etruscan (repost)</title>
		<description>It is widely accepted that the Etruscan civilization was the most mighty in Italy prior to the rise of Rome. The Etruscans were recognized as a strong maritime power whose conquests lead to the establishment of colonies in Corsica, Elba, Sardinia, and Carthage. Additionally, the Etruscan people have been credited ...</description>
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